Monday, September 7, 2020

Jawa Log 162

 Found out some crazy nice info today. Dairamus now has 2k ish on his head. I like him enough for now, that that's not worth the trouble. Me need bigger prize. Then the new navigator big head type comes and asks me for some fake documents. I look him up... 10k and rising. He now been known as 10k. 10k killed everyone on some planet. He seems too lamo to pull that off... We need 10k. When we don't...


Super happy fun time!.. almost. New Astro droid finally done with the parts me got in Nar Shadah. I hope that's the only thing me got in Nar Shadah.. me may need some med shots if the itching doesn't go aways. Me did normal memory wipe on used parts. Don't need no assassin bot trying to kill me in my sleep. Me too smart for that. BT-Z7 is it's model and it seems to just be sitting there observing. Did me fuck up and program it to be a coffee machine? There was no time to check, we stopped at the first way point.


This went fast from here. We finds a ship floating over a planet with 2 life signs. Ship looks like shit. Must have been a battle. Well we decide to look for goodies. Maybe I can find parts for BT-Mr Coffee. I think me call him BT-MC for short. I try and hack into ship remotely to check things out. No go. We park right next to the ship. Then we could see the damage, including the bridge that was open to space. I make Dairamus a connections cable to plug in while he puts on big condom over his body. He space walks to the bridge. This is when security droids blow open the door and come in to kill 2k. 2k pushes out to space while trying to shoot back. Me runs back to the the back big guns to shoot droids. It took a bit, but big guns took care of silly droids. Dairamus was able to connect me to the ship. I patched in the coms and we were able to contact silly people getting killed by droids. We docked the ships together so we could use the door. We went in and had to kill some more stupid droids. When we got to the cargo hold I heroically hacked the door open, because me so amazing. It was very smokey inside. Me wasn't scared. Me went right in. We found human female cowering on and heard a explosive arm. 2k and I ran at the droid with the grenade. Before stupid droid could throw it me jumped at him and disarmed it in his hand while 2k played as moving target. Me very sneaky, and brave. Me save everyone.