Me always gots to do everything. That's why me Captain! Only survivors of the ship are 2 females! One of them is dying, ofcourse me have to save her. She's kind of cute. I feel her up...er around to more damage and use the medpack to stabilize. She thinks I'ma sexy beast, I can see it in her eyes. Or maybe that's the pain... me don't know for sure. THEN the ship's engines come on. Me no tell it to do that. I find 2 more droids. One is in de engine room and the other is guarding the bridge. Dairamus and 10k go off on their own. Dairamus... he a good wing man. Leave da Jawa with da ladies! Grrr no times for that! I lead the females to the engine room.
Me annoyed. Droid shoots at me. So me shoots back. Me hits his fuckin power core and he melts down. No parts left for dis Jawa! But me kept me cool. Can't let da ladies see me mad. Me then flew the ship back up to our ship so we can redock and shut the engines back down. Saved us... again. That's why me Captain! Even Dairamus tell females me Captain! So females work for Vashj like us. They happy just to be save by such an amazing Jawa that they wanted us to take the cargo.
Me escort females and the cargo to our ship. Dairamus tells me I shouldn't open the cargo... I mean... I wasn't going to! Maybe just a peaky! Then 10k gets up back to that planet with the outpost on it. Females tell us it's a trap and we go on to Nar Shaddah. Mr Coffee is roaming around now. Me tell him to guard ship while we're meeting Vashj. He super happy to do as I say. There my have been some trouble holding the blaster... but Jawa fix it! We meet up with Vashj on one of the moons. Seems like an ok type of place. Vashj is very funny guy. He likes me story telling and is very impressed. He brings out our money and then pulls guns on us. Me no like him anymore. How you treat guests like that! Once his goons have our cargo me takes the money and we go.
