Go to lab He says. Get da data he says. Bah! Always sooooooooo simple. 2k docks us at the airlock to the habitat. He feels odd about the mission and hangs on the ship for quick escape. I tell HK to keep an eye on things. He wanted my blaster.. me not THAT crazy. Me gave him a metal pipe. Pipe of Doom! Once we got to the airlock door me was able to get her open no problem. Place seemed empty. Me got access to a map, but not cameras. Me notice the computer room was next to us, but the mainframe was down a level. I couldn't bullshit the security on the elevator without some extra room.
Once in the computer room... which me got us into.. no problem. We see lots of camera monitors, and through the big windows to the outer rooms. Lots of bug looking things. We thought best to be quiet. Me spend some time and make a beeeeeeautiful security card to fake the elevator. At this time some bugs from the other room we passed ate through the DOOR! We killed them... made some noise. No good. Time to go! We headed towards the elevator. We got in and noticed someone at the far door knocking. Me hack the controls and opened door remote. Me pretty cool... me also vented all our atmo at the guy and knocked him back. Me chuckled. He finally got into elevator with lots of bugs following. Me close doors and start elevator.
Bottom level empty too. Seems to be just power generators, mainframe cooling system and mainframe. We get to mainframe and me and hot twilik start downloading whatever we can. Me goes for what looked important. Super cool AI crazy stuff... or somethin. New guy is looking a little shifty. We all tell each other who and what we are. He was knocked out and tied up on ship. Just woke up a bit ago. Me not so sure about him. He smells. He go and look to check out generators. Things start going bad...er worse bad. Me didn't do it! Big big bugs eating on generators. They wants to eat on us. We runs back to elevator and I kick it into full power up!!! The lower level explodes as big bugs break generators! Now there no power. New guy throws me a power pack to try and hotwire the airlock. Me call Dairamus to start the engines!!
Bugs from other door start eating their way to us. Me try and get power up fast fast, but looks like they eat faster then me hack! How that possible? Then Dolla Dolla Bills Ya'll... new guy pulls out a lightsaber to cut through door. Me not sure, but me thinks me fell in loves. 1mil and me going to be bestie friends! We got through door just in time as bugs get through! Me smart Jawa. Me use rocket pack... me flew so well and mad perfect entry to ship! Others not do so well. They bad at floating. We got in ship and me ran to guns. As we flew of me shoot stupid bug place, and it all goes up BOOM!
Once again... me saved everyone... again.
Oh oh oh! Me take power core out of Mr Coffee. No good astro. Me put it into HK! He liked it... liked it so much... I think he said he loved me. Awwww my beautiful HK.
